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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"
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"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more."
"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."
"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"
"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"
"Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, ""What are you doing on your phone?"" Bugs Bunny replies, ""Eh, Whatsapp Doc."""
"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."
"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"