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Joke of the Day

"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."

"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."

"Either this balsamic vinegar tastes like red wine or my liquor store really needs an air conditioner."

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."

"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."

"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."

"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"