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Joke of the Day

"So I heard your mum is into fitness.. Fitness dick in her mouth"

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."

"I named my dog Herpes... If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)"

"Wife: Could you be dehydrated? Me: Of course not. W: How much water have you had? Me: Two coffees & a bourbon. W: Wow. Me: Told you."

"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."

"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."

"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"

"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."