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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"
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"Two Arabs walk into a bar"
"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."
"WIFE: I got us this new candle ME: sweet. What flavor is it? W: don't you mean 'what scent is it?' ME (with a mouthful of candle wax): What?"
"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"
"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."
"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"
"Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired."
"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"
"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"