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Joke of the Day
"The best part of waking up is still mystery to me."
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"Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad."
"I wish people would stop making gay jokes Cum on guys!"
"Wife: why are you smiling? [realizing if Blue from Blue's Clues and Clifford had puppies they'd be purple] Me: I was thinking about you."
"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."
"A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time."
"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"
"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."
"What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie.."
"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."