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Joke of the Day

"I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect"

"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"

"What do you call a condom within a condom? Contraception."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake? ""It's crepe"""

"Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: ""You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?"" Kid: Nevermind ""Yeah, me, too."""

"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"

"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""

"I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats"