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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a condom within a condom? Contraception."
Next Joke
"Pick up a book, any book. Open to the middle, and read the first paragraph. Make sense? Welcome to Twitter."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls"
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"I've bought drinks for guys and not as an equality thing but because when I'm drunk I forget that money is real."
"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."
"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."
"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"
"What blod type am I? Type-O"
"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"