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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"
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"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."
"What's BROWN and making California a miserable place to live? California Governor Jerry BROWN you racist asshole!"
"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"
"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."
"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."
"What do you call the medic in a K9 unit? A dogtor."
"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"