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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best ""I like my women..."" joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours"

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."

"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"

"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."

"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"

"A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation."

"I'd like to have a child one day. Two days, tops."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)"

"JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor"