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Joke of the Day

"Helping my 5yo with his homework. Does anyone remember how to write the alphabet? Like with a pencil?"

"Why do Asian people never seem to age? I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197."

"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"

"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."

"Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in...only one works!"

"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."

"Linguistic studies have shown results about drivers of east asian cars... It is proven that a large number of Hyundai owners have an accent."

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."

"2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat."