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Joke of the Day
"I was dating a midget but I had to break up with her. She never really grew on me."
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"[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot"
"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome"
"I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with Casey Anthony"
"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."
"So UBER is not a dating app? *sigh* I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual."
"The only time my ex will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"Q: Why did the bird get a ticket? A: It broke the law of gravity!"