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Joke of the Day

"If you've ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you're over 40."

"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""

"A girl was taking an exam in class.... when she rose her hand and said ""This is making my hand sore. Can we do this orally?"""

"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."

"There's nothing more deceitful than the word ""booby trap""."

"My apartment smells like someone just took a dump, but nobody is home... That's some spooky shit."

"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"

"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."

"What kind of medicine do bears take? Bayer Asprin"