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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."
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"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."
"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"
"What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside!"
"What's Hitlers most hated candy? Jewb jewbs"
"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"
"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."