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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face."

"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."

"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""

"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""

"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"

"wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?"

"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"

"What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones."

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."