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Joke of the Day

"Never Fall in love with a Heroin addict because even though they have a lot of love to give. It's all in Vein"

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."

"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"

"Why was Samuel L. Jackson picking up ladies outside of the abortion clinic? Because he's a bad mother fucker."

"Never trust an atom They make up stuff."

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred? . . . . . The top ans was . . . . . GET the hell outta of my bathroom!"

"Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state."

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of 2. Irrational."

"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"