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Joke of the Day

"Never Fall in love with a Heroin addict because even though they have a lot of love to give. It's all in Vein"

"Why do Jewish men watch porno's backwards? That way they can see the hooker give the money back."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be R but it a actually be the C"

"What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground."

"DONALD TRUMP (45 minutes into watching wall-e): this film is not what i hoped it would be"

"Why is Thors bother so secretive? Because he tries to keep things Loki..."

"What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles"

"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."