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Joke of the Day
"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"
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"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."
"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."
"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."
"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."
"*walks into convenience store* ""Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*"
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."
"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""
"Hypnotist Error"
"Gotta be consistent about working under the influence so coworkers think you're naturally that weird"