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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwhich at subway... Whoops, wrong sub."
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"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."
"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."
"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"
"If women lactate... Then men..."
"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."
"[Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]"
"Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D"
"Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus"
"Volvo was rated the safest car in America in '94. That's why Kurt Cobain had one, he didn't want to kill himself."