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Joke of the Day

"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."

"I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away. If you're going to be working for me, you also have to be lucky."

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"

"What do you call a gay cripple? Tomato."

"What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him? ""Noth"""

"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"

"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."

"why aren't there any Mexican athletes? Because all the Mexicans who can run, swim or jump are already in the USA."