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Joke of the Day

"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through he won't be going to school."

"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."

"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""

"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."

"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."

"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"

"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."

"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."

"Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? He moved down-under!!"