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Joke of the Day

"Check for bed bugs by yelling ""Gee, I'm so happy there are no bed bugs here!"", and if you hear faint giggling, set the bed on fire."

"We changed our dog's name to Dad. Because he kept running away"

"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."

"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ayyyy, tis true he loves R, but his true love is the C!"

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."

"I have a great joke Newcastle United"