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Joke of the Day
"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
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"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"
"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."
"My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there."
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."
"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."
"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"
"My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction."