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Joke of the Day
"Young Billy stuck the knife into the outlet... He said it was a shocking surprise."
Next Joke
"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."
"Me; Right, some revision? Son: K Me: Start with chemistry? Him: K Me: Periodic table? Him: K Me:What's the symbol for potassium? Him: Dunno"
"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"
"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."
"My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying ""try again bro."""
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"Tried to catch fog today. Mist."
"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"
"I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop."