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Joke of the Day

"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."

"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"

"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"a woman wrote a c function to calculate the weight of her breasts the program crashed due to stack overflow"

"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"

"What's brown and sticky? A poop."

"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."

"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"

"They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper ""Dont do it"" when you open them."