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Joke of the Day

"USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust? A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday."

"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"

"*mob meeting* ayo new guywho're you? ""they call me the butcher"" oh yea? why's that, butch? *smacks him with a pork loin* ""no reason"""

"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."

"Children are the ultimate invaders: they steal all your resources & then try to convince the original inhabitants to worship their weird art"

"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."

"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."

"What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!"