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Joke of the Day

"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it's been forced on you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."

"If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat."

"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."

"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."

"I once dated a homeless girl. splitting the bill wasn't always easy but at least after our date I could drop her off anywhere."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"