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Joke of the Day
"Typical Kanye West If Kanye West would become a president wouldn't we all be living in Wild West?"
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"remeber: you hav the same number of hours in the day as this tree. and how much oxygen hav u produced? oh none? oh u CONSUMED OXYGEN!?!???"
"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."
"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"
"Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure but I don't flirt when I drive."
"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""
"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""
"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."
"I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball."
"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"