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Joke of the Day

"We need a channel that plays kitten videos. All kittens, all the time. When shit gets intense, turn on the kittens. #kittenchannel"

"It took my wife six hours to push out our first child. The fat bastard can live elsewhere now."

"ignorance or apathy? I dont know and I dont care"

"Do you? (X post from funny) There are 10 types of people on this planet, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)"

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."

"I popped into Tesco last night to get some oxo cubes but couldn't see any on the shelf, they must be out of stock!"

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."

"George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it. *Cassy O'*"

"What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas? Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)"

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"