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Joke of the Day

"Exaggerations... ...went up by a million percent last year."

"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."

"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."

"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."

"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"Ugh. New Year's Eve is just around the corner and I STILL haven't picked out which gang sign I'm going to hold up in photos"

"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"

"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""

"I really didn't want to go the dermatologist... ...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*"