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Joke of the Day

"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."

"I sometimes love math jokes.... 50% of the time they put me in a positive mood"

"Your momma is so fat She uses ""panorama"" mode for her selfies."

"What did the dick say to the balls? You two wait outside."

"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."

"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."

"The more adjectives a coffee order requires, the bigger the asshole."

"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."

"You don't work you don't have money to live, you work there's no time to live."