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Joke of the Day
"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."
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"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"
"Me: *breathes* *gains weight*"
"What do dyslexic zombies eat? Brians."
"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."
"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."
"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"
"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."
"Crazy Riddle If Jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am I to Jane?"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Bic lighter? Zippos are heavy. A Bic is just a little lighter."