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Joke of the Day
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
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"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"
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"Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair."
"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."
"The punchline is ""because he was trying to make ends meat."" You make up the joke. Let's see what you got."
"I don't understand women... I thought opening the door was the right thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane..."
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