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Joke of the Day

"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""

"*slowly unwraps a candy bar as neighbor talks about her new diet"

"Where do stoner cars store their weed? In potholes."

"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"

"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"

"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."

"What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie"

"Why is a woman like a KFC? After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."

"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"

"Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk."