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Joke of the Day

"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""

"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."

"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"

"""500 Days of Summer"" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming."

"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."

"Mmmmm white people - sharks"

"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."