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Joke of the Day

"Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs"

"Having a relationship is like taking your SAT. There's a lot of cheating, you never finish at the same time, and, in the end, you end up trying again in a few months."

"""I Wish I Had Her Skin!"" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers"

"Racism doesn't matter Watch Close your eyes *person closes eyes* See? We all black now!"

"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period."

"Why do most blind folks not skydive? The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while."

"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"To celebrate this Valentine's Day beat your wife... In a friendly race down to the mall."

"When ya leave Twitter it's called twittercide. What about Instagram? Instagramicide? IGicide? Instacide? Gramicide? Instadead? Instagone?"