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Joke of the Day

"You can say what you like about pedophiles at least they drive slowly past schools and playgrounds"

"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."

"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."

"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"Can't release my sex tape because an animal was harmed during filming :("

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."

"Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must."

"What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster? The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds."

"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."