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Joke of the Day

"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"

"I have a joke about couches But it's sofa-cking terrible. You don't want to hear it."

"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""

"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

"I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% and It looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I fucking look ugly in them."

"What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom? No sound at all, the D is silent"

"I wouldn't say I hate my dad... But I can't deny he's a real motherfucker."

"With all these factions in Syria, the situation is quickly becoming... syrias."

"Why is called a Pap Smear? Sounds better than a Cunt Scrape"

"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"