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Joke of the Day
"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"
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"I lost 7 followers today. It's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets"
"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"
"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."
"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."
"Made the mistake of dropping my pants when my dentist put on latex gloves."
"The phrase 'lazy asshole' is an oxymoron... Because an asshole gets shit done."
"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."
"My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology I told him ""no, your generation relies too much on technology"" Then I unplugged his life support"
"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"