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Joke of the Day
"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"
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"How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Should it really be a lightbulb?"
"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."
"My wife is so ugly... Our towels say ""His"" and ""Its""!"
"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball."