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Joke of the Day
"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
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"When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack"
"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
"Wait, you've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? A. You should be refrigerating those, not putting them on a wall. B. You are an alcoholic."
"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."
"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"There was this group on Facebook called Help the children in Africa who are suffering from the heat'. So I became a fan."
"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."