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Joke of the Day
"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
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"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."
"Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her's and copy exactly what she wrote."
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."
"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"Malaria kills a child every two seconds in Africa... Somebody should arrest that guy."
"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."
"My Jewish girlfriend left me for a black man. Nigga stole my kike."
"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"