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Joke of the Day
"How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Should it really be a lightbulb?"
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"How to be a Canadian: 1) Love hockey 2) Use good manners 3) Drink Tim Hortons 4) Live in a igloo 5) Hunt moose with stick"
"What do homeless people eat for breakfast? Cardboard-hydrates"
"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole? Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon."
"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."