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Joke of the Day
"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
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"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""
"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."
"DR DOG: It says you're here for a blood test. First, some questions. Number one: over the last six months who's been a good boy?"
"She: ""I am expecting..."" Me: ""Whoa! Congrats."" She: ""...someone at 3."""
"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"
"What's the definition of relative humidity? Sweat on your balls when you're doing your sister."
"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."
"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."
"Mimes give each other the unsilent treatment."