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Joke of the Day

"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."

"Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool."

"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"

"I apologized to the librarian if I appeared desperate, after all... I asked her to check me out..."

"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."

"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."

"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."

"What is the best place to hide a corpse? On the second page of Google"