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Joke of the Day
"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."
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"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."
"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""
"If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it."
"It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride."
"Interviewer: says here you're a sniper Me [opening gun case]: affirmative Interviewer: is that a Supersoaker with a Pringles can taped to it"
"""I got your back"" ""And I got your nose"" ""Ooh I want his feet"" Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it"
"Jim ate my sandwich. It was clearly labeled. Jim's email is open on his PC. Jim's son now thinks he's adopted. The sandwich was LABELED."
"To anyone who might want to try homebrewing: Trust me, it's wort your while."