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Joke of the Day

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."

"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."

"I told my son I was an early adopter. He asked, what tech? Then it got weird."

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can, and the wisdom to know it won't make a difference."

"In my old age I may have developed alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's."

"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."

"[takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew."

"The Reds are going to The Series this year."