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Joke of the Day

"George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness. In that regard, he was on the money."

"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""

"*horror movie ""The calls are coming from inside the house!"" ""Can you find out from where? I want some chips but I'm too lazy to get up."""

"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."

"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!"

"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."