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Joke of the Day

"George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness. In that regard, he was on the money."

"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."

"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"

"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."

"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark."

"New Urinals I'm not a fan of those new shaped urinals, went for a pee earlier and the fan just blew it everywhere!"

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."