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Joke of the Day

"[dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2"

"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SIZES Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and ""Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"""

"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"

"Scientists hard at work to find out what the other 98% of 2% milk is: ""Probably not bees,"" says one scientist. ""Dear god what if it's bees?"""

"Texting messages on the cell phone at 12 midnight ... - How are you baby? - I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear? - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!"

"""WHOM WHOM WHOM""-owl that never gets invited to parties"

"What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians? A paramedic(s)!"

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar One says, ""I've lost an electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive."""

"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"

"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."