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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"

"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."

"my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant..."

"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."

"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"

"I want to start a subreddit to help people with Erectile Dysfunction... ..but I'm having trouble getting it up. ^*cringe*"

"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"

"When #EgyptAir announced ""he's not a terrorist, just an idiot"" My ex wife phoned to see if it was me."

"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"