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Joke of the Day

"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SIZES Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and ""Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"""

"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""

"A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. ""Stop being an idiot,"" said one wife who lives in my house."

"wife: Why don't we run through the parking lot? me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it's dangerous"

"The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday."

"You get in trouble for resisting arrest, but apparently you don't get extra credit for handcuffing yourself in advance."

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."

"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."

"When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree."