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Joke of the Day

"Why is Thors bother so secretive? Because he tries to keep things Loki..."

"I'm a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011."

"""I used to work at a fire hydrant factory."" ""You couldn't park anywhere *near* the place!"" -Steven Wright"

"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"

"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"

"What does the nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back..."

"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."