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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller have trouble driving She's dead."
Next Joke
"what's your plan for this rap battle? ""just keep rhyming his name till he can't recover"" dope, here he comes *in walks a giant orange*"
"Puns aren't funny. #They're punny."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."
"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago."
"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I don't goat my dick up a dead baby's ass."
"What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!"
"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"
"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."
"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"