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Joke of the Day
"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"
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"What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist."
"I win all of my breakups by not getting fat."
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"So, I saw the movie Still Alice last night. It's easily forgettable."
"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"
"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"
"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."
"Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election, because the last time a Clinton was in office, it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Lets go ride our bikes!"""