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Joke of the Day

"Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird."

"What is a British Scholar's favorite store? Finks"

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"

"Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad."

"Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed."

"what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's arsehole have in common? Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick"

"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."

"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."

"What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger."

"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."