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Joke of the Day

"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"

"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"

"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."

"What do Coors Light and sex on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water. (credit goes to my dad for this one...)"

"Is it racist that I only use chopsticks when eating Asian food? I'm never like, ""Time for pancakes! Where are my chopsticks?"""

"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"

"A Mexican and black person are in a car, who is driving? The cop"

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"

"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."